Uses: Drinking.
Owned By: Captain
First Appearance: Episode 6
Latest Appearance: Episode 135

The straw is a simple white bendy straw used by the Captain to drink without removing his gas mask. Due to an incident in the past he isn't willing to share it with anybody. According to Mr. Snippy this is the only non-radioactive straw in a radius of 10,000 miles.[1]

Skills and abilitiesEdit

Mr. Snippy overheard the straw talking. It seems to be able to poison fluids. The mug has accused the straw of having filters, which the straw has denied.

Since episode 135 the straw appears to be broken.


Captain has used the straw to drink the contents of the pit of sugary death, the lemonade worshippers threw him in. The legend of Captain's and his straw's escape is still told long after.

In his Ask-blog Captain has stated, that the straw likes 'hugs' almost as much as the ANNET and would probably kill anybody not as lucky as Captain himself. The straw was seen by Mr. Snippy plotting with the mug and a ladybug to kill the Captain. [2]

The straw and the mug seem to have independently from each other tried to poison the Captain on various occasions, even though they were apparently sent by the same hostile party (probably the ANNET). This leaves room to speculate, that the two different poisons added to the Captain's tea might have somehow cancelled each other out everytime.

When the Arbitrator released a dark matter drop into the Earth's atmosphere, creating a black hole, Captain planned to use the straw to consume this 'delicious pit' as well.

It seems that sucking in a black matter orb was too much of a strain for the straw. Captain shows the broken straw to his minions after the event.


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