'''The Captain, '''or Zee Captein, is the egocentric commander of the Crew, consisting of: Captain, [[Pilot]], [[Sniper]], and [[Engineer]]. Captain is quite eccentric, seems slightly unhinged, and yet is probably the last person anyone wishes to pick a fight with.
What is confirmed is that Captain was the subject of''' Project 7,''' which aimed to find the luckiest man on earth. Due to this Captain was given the rank of Captain and was allowed access to '''ANNET's Core Room''' where Captain proceeded to spill hot tea on the servers, causing ANNET to malfunction and attempt to kill everyone in the facility.[[Engineer| Dr. Gromov]] and a few others escaped presumably due to their admin privileges. How Captain escaped is unclear, but it is possibly due to being the luckiest person on the planet. Captain is presumed to be German but speaks with a voice changer. True gender is so far unknown to most however [[Sniper|Mr. Snippy]] believes Captain is male.
[[File:Index.jpg|thumb|left|The Captain's outfit]]
Zee Captain is clad in a heavy black trenchcoat, black leather boots and black leather gloves. A black gas mask with dual filters and pink/purple goggles obscures his face, and a Commander's Hat rests upon his head with a red band around it. Captain is nearly never seen without his trademark Mug, which has been known to contain various liquids ranging from tea to water to sugary death water. Captain drinks it without removing his mask with a straw.
A running gag in the comic is Captain's exact Gender. Captain refers to himself being a girl growing up, and in one comic Captain asks [[Sniper]] to "grab [his] boob". The comic's creator posted on his blog that male actors, female actors and even his wife model for Captain "so Zee Captain can be ALL genders!" However on the Facebook page for [[Sniper|Mr. Snippy]] it was asked of his opinion on his gender and the reply was that there was a low possibility of Captain being female. Although it is seen in one of the comics, that Captain puts on and wears a red bra.